Well, no... it's actually none of those things- not really.
If I could just take a moment or two, I'll try to explain.
I grew up listening to Bible stories filled with adventure, drama, excitement and surprise; a fearsome giant who taunted an army, a diminutive boy armed with an impossible weapon and an unbeatable faith, a huge fish with an unlikely appetite, a massive army defeated by a handful of ill-equipped men, dangerous voyages and perilous escapes.